Creche Goggles

If your public space is missing that creche this holiday season, see nativity scenes everywhere you look with new Creche Goggles!

Everybody Loves The White Guy

Scenes from The Land Beyond Parody

When Divas Could Kick Your Ass

Nina Hagen would have used Lady Gaga as a contraceptive device.

Oprah

Oprah tells us that she loves us, to use what she has taught us wisely -- and then returns to home planet.

About your jokes.  Your co-workers are only laughing out of politeness.

We are required by OSHA, SFWA, and the MIB, to report that side effects may include: sudden teleportation, reptids, nonvoluntary cloning, dystopias, hyperspatial fluxes, space crumpets, yog sothoth, punning robots, singularities, exotic beverages, intelligences beyond our ken, and onerous exposition.

First aid kits on floors 3, 7, and 12 are due for replacing, but in consideration of budgetary problems we have decided that 90%  of all first aid problems can be solved with post-its and hand sanitizer, which are readily available in the supply room and on your desks.

We deny all responsibility for: dance remixes, eczema, buyer's remorse, tenrecs, dunderheads, boomslangs, Gilligan's Island, global warming, Texas, silverfish, stuffed pizza crust, Bob Jone University, and stingrays.