A recent order for computer monitors was instead accidentally invoiced as monitor lizards. While maintenance staff is waiting for protective gear, so they can facilitate a clean up, please remain in your office, preferably on your desk, and attempt not to look and smell like prey. Do not panic if bitten; the bites are only mildly toxic and infectious and it's unlikely that the lizard can eat any significant percentage of you before help arrives.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
monitor lizards
A recent order for computer monitors was instead accidentally invoiced as monitor lizards. While maintenance staff is waiting for protective gear, so they can facilitate a clean up, please remain in your office, preferably on your desk, and attempt not to look and smell like prey. Do not panic if bitten; the bites are only mildly toxic and infectious and it's unlikely that the lizard can eat any significant percentage of you before help arrives.
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